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As one finisher told me, still wearing her IonSync vest, champagne in hand: "The marathon is the meditation. The ball is the dream. Together, they are the only real weekend." Skeptics call it dystopian cosplay. "It gamifies the soul," writes one prominent running purist. "Your heartbeat should not have a manager." It celebrates informed abandon