Tell me about your last day. April 12th, 2021.
I sat down with Arthur in his greenhouse, surrounded by geraniums and the low hum of a radio tuned to Radio 4. He is 67 now, with hands that look like cracked porcelain—blue-grey veins mapping the decades of carrying wire crates in the freezing dawn. This is his story, told in two breaths: 1996, the year of his prime, and 2021, the year the electric float finally died for good. In 1996, Arthur Haliday was the unofficial mayor of the morning. He drove a blue-and-white electric Smith’s delivery vehicle—a silent, boxy ghost that glowed under the sodium streetlamps.
By 2010, the depot went from 14 lads to 4. Me, Pete the Snail (he was slow), young Liam, and old Barry. We were carrying the whole route on our backs. The electric floats were falling apart. I had to re-wire my own brake lights with tape. Interview With A Milkman -1996- -2021-
But look, by ’96, the papers were already saying we were a dying breed. The supermarkets had been hammering us for a decade. But you know what? I had 422 customers. Four hundred and twenty-two households that trusted me. The milk wasn't just milk. It was gold-top [Jersey cream-on-top] for the old ladies on Acacia Road. It was semi-skimmed for the young families in the new builds. And it was orange juice in the little cartons for the hangovers.
By 2018, Arthur was the sole remaining milkman covering a district that once required three full-time vans. He worked seven days a week. Christmas Day was the only day off. We arrive at the final year. The world has changed. COVID-19 turned people into hermits, and for a brief, bizarre moment in April 2020, the milkman was a hero again. "People were scared to go to the shops," Arthur recalls. "I was ticking up. Had 150 customers for a month. The most in decades." Tell me about your last day
Pride. Stupid pride. And the routines. You don't just quit a route. You're woven into the bricks. I knew that the lady at 87 needed her pint at 5:15 AM sharp because her cat would only drink it at room temperature. I knew that the man at 112 was blind, and the clink of the bottle on the step was his alarm clock. You can’t algorithm that.
He offers me a digestive biscuit. I take it. He is 67 now, with hands that look
Do you think anyone will miss the milkman?