On the coasts, life is about curation. In the Midwest, life is about survival of the weather. When you have -20 degree wind chills for three months straight, you develop a "YOLO" attitude toward the summer.
So, here’s to you—the girl in the Muck boots and the lace thong. Keep the bonfires burning, keep the secrets in the silo, and remember: what happens at the Lake of the Ozarks, stays at the Lake of the Ozarks. Ope, let me just sneak past ya. Are you a Midwest girl with a naughty side? Or do you just find the culture fascinating? Let us know in the comments below (but remember to delete your browser history). naughty midwest girls
The naughty Midwest girl is the monarch of the county fair demolition derby and the dirt road drag race. She doesn't overthink her naughtiness. She doesn't post aesthetic, high-budget thirst traps. She posts a blurry video of her shotgunning a White Claw on the roof of a shed at 11 AM on a Tuesday because "the crops are in." On the coasts, life is about curation